Mark Foster

A sex god who is also the lead singer of Foster The People. Foster The People is the greatest band known to man.

"Man, I'd fuck Mark Foster any day."

"Yeah, he's a real womanizer."

by ftpftw2626 August 3, 2012

Jake Fowler

Jake Fowler is a legend. That's all there is to it. Jake Fowler is the purest example of the sick and twisted nature that dwells on Planet Earth. Everyone should strive in life to be more like Jake. He is smart, charismatic, capable, and most importantly free in all the ways most are not. Chaos, cocaine, parties, fighting, car chases, jail time, and the smell of napalm in the morning; all these things exists simply so someone like him may practice them all. Be like Jake. Live like Jake. Jake Fowler reigns supreme.

"Jake Fowler? The legend? He's one crazy motherfucker, I'd love to party with that wild bastard."

"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."

by ReignSupreme2017 January 31, 2017

nick foster

a guy whose dick is the size of a big clit.

"my girlfriends clit looks like nick fosters dick"

by nickfostersboyfriend March 19, 2021

Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.

Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.

by Giles Coren August 22, 2022

Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.

you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!

by 420guy April 29, 2015

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016