Ford

Firestones got
Obliterated when
Running
Down-hill

Fucker
Overheated
Running
Down-hill

Flipped
Over and
Rolled into
Ditch

Fony (Phony)
Over-simplified
Rolling
Disaster

Use you imagination

My Ford "flipped over and rolled into a ditch" when I exited the freeway going too fast.

by SteveED November 3, 2004

Ford

n.
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre

When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies

Known acronyms:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day

even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot

by Hicksey December 19, 2003

Ford

Fucking Obsolete Road Device.

Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! No Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! -- Stop your arguing you stupid little brats, THEY BOTH SUCK!

by AntiGop May 3, 2005

Ford

1. a crap car company
2. abrv. from crap car company meaning fix or repair daily.

Woo man what happened to your car
Crashed it
again?
yep thats why its a ford
o cuz u need to fix or repair it daily

by James Hopwood February 8, 2004

Ford

1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer

Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

by Enraged Teenager December 1, 2004

Ford

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily

by ToughGunner October 4, 2005

Ford

Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!

by coca October 30, 2003