Food 

The thing that keeps us alive

AKA
The most powerful drug known to man

*should I?*
*I'll get fat*
'gobble'
*it's such a drug to me*
*it's like my own personal brand of heroin*
*food is better than heroin*

Food by Daughterofthefandom April 15, 2017

food 

the best thing in the world

I LOVE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

food by [e-mail] June 5, 2018

FOOD 

Delicious thingy mijigy that you put in your mouth.

" Hey yo bro, wanna get some food?"

FOOD by OOGA BOOGA LIKES CAKE June 18, 2019

Food 

What kind of fucking goblin doesn’t know what food is.

Fat fucks don’t know what food is.

Food by Niggerfaggotbillyeyelash October 31, 2019

Food 

Food something people eat to keep there body fuelled during the day

I need to eat some food.

Food by anonymous August 14, 2021

food 

Food is crack cocaine. You cook crack like you cook food on the stove. You need crack to survive like you need food. Therefore, we say food instead of crack

"do u do food?"
"do u have food"

food by jahBless July 8, 2006

Food 

Something girls love more than anything. If it came down to choosing a relationship over food, she would probably choose food. Guys have no chance when it comes to food.

Kim: I love food so much!
Brian: Do you love it as much as me?
Kim: *quickly talks about dogs*

Food by thegirlwizard January 5, 2017