turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

Fodled

For people with big brains instead of saying folded like easily dominating someone mentally and physically.

Yo rachel why you fodled me in the prison?

by MackoThaGoat October 2, 2020

fondleberries

nuts; testicles; gonads

..and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire

by martin g April 2, 2003

Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock

Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!

by upscale December 16, 2007

fondle

caressing ones private area in an affectionate manner.A form of foreplay.

before I start making love, I allow my lover to fondle me.

by Passionate May 13, 2005

fondle my bondle

the act of sucking a man's dick. can be used in replace of 'suck my dick'

randy: you're a bitch
kevin: fondle my bondle!

by need4rice July 24, 2011