by Acronymz February 17, 2014

Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
by Fruitfulfourths November 21, 2010

The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.
by JCEtterus November 23, 2010

when you drunkenly fondle parts of partners/friends/strangers body that you would otherwise not if sober (and enjoy it not because you want them, but simply because alcohol has made you horny and antsy)
OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.
OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.
friend1: oh no! i think i rubbed bob's man parts last night
friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!
bob: damn straight they are.
friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!
bob: damn straight they are.
by hellosally June 11, 2006

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to making out.
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to making out.
Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.
by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007

When one is feeling in the mood, esp. of the male gender, he will go up to a female and inquire her to fondle his weenie: meaning a delicate graze of the male genitalia.
George: We just got back from a classy party and I'm feeling pretty good right now
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you
by CharliesAngel12321 January 30, 2012

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.
"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."
"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
by The bigjoe December 7, 2009
