foggy dick

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.

Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."

by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016

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foggy lenses

Foggy Lenses is a pot smoking game similar to a drinking game where you take bong (or similar) hits instead of drinking. The way the game works is that every time you die you have to watch your kill cam and take a hit. If you are killed by an explosive, thrown knife, or melee attack you take 2 hits, and you also take 2 more if you get your death streak. The game Foggy Lenses was created by a group of xbox live gamer friends, late one night, while playing Modern Warfare 2. The name "Foggy Lenses" comes from the fact that being high makes your vision foggy and the kill cam in game has a lens. The creators of this game do not all smoke so it has been played as a standard drinking game. The game has also been used with multiple other first person shooters with similar rules and results.

Alex: That foggy lenses game fucked me up last night.

Andrew: I know man, I woke up still high.

Greg: That game is great. Want to play again tonight?

Alex and Andrew: Sure. Lets pack a bowl and get started.

Scott: But all I have is a 24 pack of Pepsi.

by Tragen December 24, 2009

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Foggy Deuce

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.

Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."

by Mike in Fredericksburg September 4, 2008

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