flying dutchman

to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven

she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman

by s2ju October 13, 2009

Flying Dutchman

this is where you get a running start and try to get ur balls to hit others in the back of the head they are either sitting down or walking its nearly impossable but ive done it

doug was eating his lunch when joe jumped on the back of his seat and hit him in the head with his balls

by joe brown pimp king April 28, 2005

Flying Dutchman

To jerk-off all over her face while she is sleeping

That bitch passed out on me so I gave her a Flying Dutchman and blew it all over her face!!!!

by Dinkstar January 14, 2009

Flying Dutchman

When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.

Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"

Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
*AUDIENCE APPLAUSE*
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
*AUDIENCE SHOCK, DEALER FAINTS*

by tonymontana6969 December 7, 2010

Flying Dutchman

A variant of the Dutch Oven that involves tartar sauce.

Man, that was some Flying Dutchman last night, huh?

by Le Bossman February 16, 2019

The Flying Dutchman

The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.

My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.

by guitar098 October 12, 2008

Flying Dutchman

A couch you sit on and may or may not meld into when you are high.

I get up now, I'm about to meld into the flying dutchman.

by Saint Broseph December 3, 2010