by Keen-1 February 01, 2010
When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.
How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.
"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."
"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."
by sphincter inspector 101 December 02, 2007
by Christopher Marcus ;P November 27, 2005
An older man who opportunistically attracts and seduces young females through good looks, a sweet smell and charm, rather than active hunting like a manther.
Bruno always was a ladies man... now that he is older he has become quite the manus fly trap (manus for short form)
by Big Daddy Banker August 12, 2010
That smug fuck came over last year and wouldn't touch any food, so i made a vegan fly trap just for him.
by kflash April 04, 2015
by The Mysterious Hand January 01, 2012
A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
by maXrUm December 12, 2004