flamer

A derogatory term for a person of blatant homosexuality.

Stan is wearing a rainbow shirt. What a flamer.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Flamer

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons. A real Flamer usually attacks threads because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread or the lack thereof. The difference between a Flamer and somebody who merely disagrees is that a flamer is inappropriate in their responces.

They must not be confused with Trolls.

Trolls are people who flame the posters themselves, they flame because of rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

RandomNewbie: Lyke, Im all for aborshun an stuff, butt I dont like et wen da baybez dye.

Flamer: Pssh, that's stupid, you obviously know nothing of abortion, idiot.

Troll: OMG! Why don't you learn how to spell you stupid f***ing newbie!?!

by InsaneFox January 21, 2005

Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

Blue Flamer

Mildly derogatory. A new hire who is raring to go and to "make a difference" in his new job. Usually looked at with disdain or amusement by long-time co-workers. Phrase is often used among law enforcement personnel, but also used in workplace.

"John just mopped the entire men's room and then replaced the paper towels, and then told the chief about it."

"Yeah. That's not even part of his job. He's a real blue flamer."

by JamesOfGreatLength June 22, 2021

Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

Flamerainbow

Over-exceedingly having the characteristics of a homosexual. May be cause my excitement, or sugar rush. Typically, the person is not a homosexual.

Why are you wearing a unicorn rainbow shirt Fred?! and why are u touching my ass?! Gosh ur a flamerainbow.

by Patou19 January 26, 2010

Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.

1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.

by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011