Flowers

Oh, flowers! I lost my hampster again! Now I have to eat all the flowering guacamole!
by Nate Lawrence, CBU January 23, 2009
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Flowers

A kind gesture to someone who has done something kind for you. Or a thoughtful gift given to someone you care about, romantically or otherwise.
"I've worked for him for 30 years, and on the anniversary he gave me flowers."

"I bought my girlfriend flowers because she was having a hard day and I wanted to make her smile."
by JL2 April 22, 2009
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flower

A person with inherently good qualities (ie they're nice, intelligent, funny) that are definitely not shared with their terrible terrible families.
Person 1: Gee, Sarah Seems Nice...
Person 2: Yeah, but have you talked to her Dad? he's a horrible person
Person 1: Luckily, flowers often grow out of dirt
by ElKapitan April 11, 2011
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flower

a person who is extremely, extremely innocent and lovely to the point of it being hilarious.
"When confronted with a bra, the boy pulled down my jumper on pretence that 'You need to keep warm.' He's such a flower!"
by flower_lover April 19, 2018
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Flowers

My best friend handed me flowers and then we smoked bowls until they were gone.
by Hank Peares July 16, 2017
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flower

A glass tube that holds a small plastic flower. Sold for novelty purposes at gas stations, the flower is substituted with chore boy, and is used to make a crack pipe.
"Dan broke my pipe, I need to run to Amoco and get a flower"
by Pontianak December 6, 2003
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