Flooring

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

race flopping

Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.

The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.

It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.

Shock jocks are often accused of race flopping.

by Xelgaex August 12, 2009

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Fooping

Having sex, coitus, sexual intercourse.

An old Barbadian term, still in use.

NB: In Barbados, this term has nothing to do with pooping or farting, but everything to do with sex.

He and she were fooping under the trees.

The neighbours were fooping so loudly, it woke me up.

by Mile Tree September 21, 2013

cave flooding

Cave flooding involves urinating into your partner's anus or vagina during the act of sexual copulation. Considered to be one of the most romantic surprises you can give to your sexual partner.

JIMMY: Last night Frank was so wasted whilst screwing his girlfriend that he forgot what he was doing and he flooded her cave.

JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.

by ElFucko August 5, 2014

flooding

Used in instant-messaging chatrooms by people who want to disrupt the chat, and possibly cause the room to malfunction. The same message is sent over and over again at a rapid speed. This is usually achieved by copying a message and then pasting it/hitting enter as fast as possible. The message is usually very long and offensive, but sometimes comprises of just 1 character.

Commonly used in "chatroom wars" on chat servers such as www.oaserv.co.uk and MSN chat.

Those fucks from "-Thee-Olde-Brothel-" are flooding our room again. You should've never insulted their leader.

by OiOiBoy June 25, 2006

Flopping

A cowardly exaggerated expression of pain or injury heavily utilized by soccer players to get a red card issued on an opponent. In most instances said soccer player shows no sign of injury or pain approximately 3 seconds after desired outcome of flopping. Therefore soccer players are cowards, pussies and cannot play competitive sports like true gentleman.

Spectator 1: Did you see <insert soccer player> get injured in the game?

Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.

by BunkerGear July 10, 2014