Rest in fleece

An honorable blessing provided to frat brothers, bankers, and members of Corporate America who have passed out at a party.

Bryan and Michael had a few too many beer bongs at the all-day BBQ and passed out in the flower bed. Fortunately, they were wearing their Patagonia vests. We pray that they rest in fleece.

Rest in fleece by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Tesco Fleece 

The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.

Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!

Tesco Fleece by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011

aju fleece

an expression of excitement and delight, such as when one is shearing sheep, but more colloquially used on the internet

*gets a pentakill in League of Legends*

"AJU FLEECE!"

aju fleece by peterparkersgf July 11, 2023

Bachelor fleece 

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.

Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.

Bachelor fleece by gabehere December 27, 2010

Nike Tech fleece

A zip up for pillocks that listen to drill and who’s diets consist of weed, WKD blue and mango crush vape juice. They often attend British state schools, they wear black airforces to school and stand in 1st position like a fucking duck. They wear cp company beanies and their common dialogue is usually “that bitch is bare jarring styl”

“Wrddddd, mums she’s got no tits”

“Wordeddd”

It is ok to commit mass genocide on these absolute spoons and Menaces to British society😐😐

“Man’s dripping in the Nike Tech fleece”

“Clm”

Nike Tech fleece by Shrimp._. November 18, 2021

greasy fleece 

A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.

Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.

greasy fleece by Kieran's anus tumor February 9, 2015

turd fleece 

When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.

What are you doing in there? "Shut up man, I making my turd fleece!"

turd fleece by Bigcarl510 September 14, 2015