the act of sending elite players in return for garbage, effectively diminishing your fantasy squad

What Emma is

hair that has reached a level of such severe neglect that it has become completely matted at the root, and cannot be combed, like overgrown sheeps fleece

Kid who wears a fleece. The same fleece. Every day. Probably smells funny. Knows a lot about anime or dinosaurs even. Likely names include Stevie, Nicholas, or brandon.

The fictitious love interest that you tell your family about when you come home for the holiday season.

Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.

When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.