Fuecked

adj. Slang for the act of being highly intoxicated, and or in a drug induced trance. v. To do an act that can only be desribed by relating to it to being f***ed up

"Man I am so fuecked I can't even think in a curvy line"

"Wow im so fuecked, I feel like the the mute button is on....everthing is so hard to hear"

"I'm fueckin swimming!!!"

by Tony L March 1, 2004

flerked

Finishing in your partners ear and then forcing the dog to lick it out.

"i totally flerked my wife last night, the dog wasn't so pleased"

by jofort January 21, 2009

flucked

to get flucked means to receive some hot food in the face.

boubou: mummy, I don't wanna eat no more
bouba: take care, otherwise you gonna get flucked, fucko.
boubou: fluck you mooommm
SMACK

by fucko May 9, 2005

flucked

Flucked: Fucked in the ass upside down.

"i flucked him, ya know....flucked"

by Rachel September 11, 2004

Fleckeling

To very lightly snow. Somewhere in between small and medium snowflakes.

The weather man said that it was going to blizzard, but sadly it was only fleckeling.

by craftdee March 27, 2011

Roberta Flacked

Killing someone not-so softly with one's song. Most commonly associated with office workers insisting on the inevitable Birthday song seranade. The most painful version is when one person takes it upon themselves to sing to an unwilling party, thus inflicting serious and irreversible damage.

"OMG, you guys, Marcia's getting ready to Roberta Flack the birthday boy."

"Nah, bro, I'm not going to karaoke with you. Last time, I was Roberta Flacked within an inch of my life'

by deb84102 July 24, 2009

fluckedup

Fucked up on something other than alcohol.

Over heard at a rave:
"Hey, I'm really fluckedup."

by mh @ filter--blog.blogspot.com December 16, 2008