Flea

A bad tipper. A person who, like a flea, has short arms, so he doesn’t reach into his pockets

Hey bartender, don’t give your bill to that guy over there if you want to make money. He’s a flea. Give it to his friend.

by RubyD May 16, 2025

Flea Market Montgomery

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!

by Wayne! December 13, 2008

Flea Market Montgomery

The greatest commercial ever made.

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.

by Sub Jan September 12, 2007

Flea Nasser

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.

Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser

by OppositeOfFleaNasser April 3, 2022

Flea Market Feeling

When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.

This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.

by doodieholmes February 21, 2015

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021

Flea dip

a term describing the technique of using a chlorinated or salt water
pool to both entice women to return to your home as well as ensuring
their cleanliness prior to allowing them in, preventing any parasites,
diseases or bacteria from contaminating the dwelling.

***retention ponds, rivers and most other natural bodies of water do
not work for this purpose***

"Chet, you are not bringing that ragged bitch in my grandmothers beach
house until she gets a flea dip"

"Todd, she works at the Arbys and lives in her car, of course she is
getting a flea dip."

by Touch Down July 9, 2014