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Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III 

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.
"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.
"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."
The Great Fitzgerald by ranciddl December 8, 2022

F. Scott Fitzgerald 

The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.
Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.

sneaky fitzgerald 

the act of pinching someones nipple and pulling, not twisting for this would constitute a purple nurple or titty twister.
i gave the "cumstain kid" a sneaky fitzgerald today and he shat himself.
sneaky fitzgerald by ben thurston December 17, 2008

isaiah fitzgerald

A faggot ass gay ass bitch ass fake ass messy ass smelly ass autistic non grammar speaking ass hoe that needs his ass beat. He dumb asf and his lips are outrageously big. Learn how to put a fucking sentence together dumb hoe :)
Y'all smell that? Oh that must be Isaiah Fitzgerald

Harley Fitzgerald 

Man did you see that kid? he was like a second Harley.
Harley Fitzgerald by anyonomus December 12, 2004