President of the United States from 1961 to 1963, 35th to take the job. Started the GI ball rolling in Vietnam. Seen as a plaster saint by the left wing just the same, partly because he avoided actually terminating the biosphere over the Cuban Missile Crisis and partly because he had the good sense to get himself shot dead while in office. Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald, a gibbous fanatic on his way to an eldritch rendezvous.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Kennedy of Camelot. Loved Marylin. What more can I say?
by Fearman August 27, 2007
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Decent American president.
Reagan was better.
Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.
by Angry Wookiee June 21, 2007
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People named Fitzgerald Jake Richmond Capone often act gay as fuck towards their male friends and act as living soundboards that repeat everything they say until its used up like a white American college teen.
Hey have you seen Fitzgerald Jake Richmond Capone lately? He's mad sus.
by jackfromquattrodelhi September 07, 2021
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is a poop who eats ass , she doesn't eat cause the only thing she eats is a boy named tyler's ass , she eats ass in hope to make her dry ass pussy a wet ass pussy .
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yea bend over let me lick your booty hole full of shit

no

yesssss let me my dry ass pussey needs a face mask made out of shit , it will be a wet ass pussy one day
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Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.
Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man
by Barry Mahogany February 06, 2020
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The last name of a very Irish family. Be warned...as this family is louder, stronger, and funnier than any family you've encountered before and they can hold their alcohol like no ones business. It is always a pleasure to be at the Fitzgerald's because you are treated like one of their own. Come to family dinners prepared; they never argue, but they bring up controversial topics on purpose because they absolutely love to debate. When dinner is over, so is the debate and they shall return to their normal selves.
Man, did you see that family? What a bunch of Fitzgeralds!
How is he not drunk already? Must be a Fitzgerald.
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