Inability to remember what happened the night before, from the moment you entered the bar until you woke up the next day. Usually caused by consuming too much alcohol, especially cassalla
-How was last night?

- I can´t remember anything, I had a fernando night
by elcortejodelflamenco December 30, 2011
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Nick name for a guy with a large cock that you want to have babies with.
Raven: Fernando, you’re so big.
Fernando: I’m tired of girls using me for my size...
Raven: want to make a baby?
by I.think December 27, 2021
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That Spanish kid in your class. Fernando is a very kind person who likes attention. He is usually latino and likes to make burritos. Fernando really wants to be the teachers favorite student but it doesn't really work. He loves churros and always corrects the Spanish teacher. Owns a YouTube channel and his dream is to be a real gamer.
Omg Fernando stop, you're annoying.
by Norweiganbitch August 27, 2019
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Fernandos have the biggest cock in the world, if you see it you’ll want to stuff it into your mouth so quick. It’s beautiful. You’ll always want it inside you but they might act like they don’t want it (they do)
yoooo that dudes bulge is showing”

“He’s definitely a Fernando”
by julia6969 October 26, 2020
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Hispanic, likes magic, wears glasses, loves food, loves ice cream & has a huge loving for fortnite. He loves his family a lot, likes dogs and is going to be a doctor.
Did you hear about Fernando?? He likes to play Fortnite all day and all night.

Who likes Fortnite?? "We like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite". Okay Fortnite kids it's time to go fortnite bye bye. Say bye to Fortnite Fernando.
by Blaisux May 21, 2019
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Fernando is like a breezy spring day with white fluffy clouds in the sky. The grass is greenest (!!) and it feels great in-between your toes. The sun illuminates the plains and you are oh so happy. Everything is perfect. Except you have seasonal allergies and you begin to have a sneezing fit. Fern has fooled you again.
God dammit! Fernando you did it again!”
by livranda October 5, 2020
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