Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.
Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.
Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.
You are Ferking terrible at cooking.
The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.
The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.
by PhattGreg April 9, 2015
Get the ferking mug.Slow and without focus, accomplishing something, but really not accomplishing it at all. In other words, procrastination. Yet, side tracked, while thinking you are heading in the direction of accomplishment.
If you were told to be ready by 8 o'clock pm, and you knew that 8 pm was the objective to be ready, yet at 7:55 pm you begin to do a load of laundry, then you walk by dishes that need to be put away so you side track to do that, and then figure you might ferkle as you pet the dog...maybe, just maybe you will be leaving around 8:20 if you are lucky.
If you knew that you had to run an errand really quickly, an in and out of a store, and you end up going up and down each isle...wandering aimlessly...and not really doing any accomplishment, just air headed out...this is ferkling.
If you knew that you had to run an errand really quickly, an in and out of a store, and you end up going up and down each isle...wandering aimlessly...and not really doing any accomplishment, just air headed out...this is ferkling.
by FICTION123 August 2, 2009
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'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'
by Matt February 27, 2004
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by super CHOLE September 25, 2003
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Glad i've got my ferkers on because i've got a really sweaty crotch right now after all that shagging i just did with that hooker
by adolfHizzle December 19, 2010
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by Grandad Ferks July 2, 2009
Get the Ferks mug.1.A friendly yet somewhat insulting term to use on a mate.
2.A guy who is over-flirtatious.
3.Someone who has slipped. (From the verb ferk meaning to slip.)
2.A guy who is over-flirtatious.
3.Someone who has slipped. (From the verb ferk meaning to slip.)
1.Shut up you ferker!
2.Check out Barney with four birds on the go at once,ferker that he is!
3.(on an icy day) Person 1:"See that guy comin down the street? Reckon he's a ferker?"
Person 2:"Possibly."
(man slips)
Persons 1 & 2:Weyhey,ferker!!!
2.Check out Barney with four birds on the go at once,ferker that he is!
3.(on an icy day) Person 1:"See that guy comin down the street? Reckon he's a ferker?"
Person 2:"Possibly."
(man slips)
Persons 1 & 2:Weyhey,ferker!!!
by whitmore March 16, 2005
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