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ferking

Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.
You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.
by PhattGreg April 9, 2015
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Ferkle

Slow and without focus, accomplishing something, but really not accomplishing it at all. In other words, procrastination. Yet, side tracked, while thinking you are heading in the direction of accomplishment.
If you were told to be ready by 8 o'clock pm, and you knew that 8 pm was the objective to be ready, yet at 7:55 pm you begin to do a load of laundry, then you walk by dishes that need to be put away so you side track to do that, and then figure you might ferkle as you pet the dog...maybe, just maybe you will be leaving around 8:20 if you are lucky.

If you knew that you had to run an errand really quickly, an in and out of a store, and you end up going up and down each isle...wandering aimlessly...and not really doing any accomplishment, just air headed out...this is ferkling.
by FICTION123 August 2, 2009
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Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.
'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'
by Matt February 27, 2004
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ferkit

FERKIT YOU! or homework? FERKIT THAT!
by super CHOLE September 25, 2003
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Ferkers

Baggy trousers that are perfect for adjusting you tackle when you are either sweaty or want to hide an erection
Glad i've got my ferkers on because i've got a really sweaty crotch right now after all that shagging i just did with that hooker
by adolfHizzle December 19, 2010
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Ferks

Ferks means whatever you want it to. No-one knows the true meaning of a Ferks but the person who said it.
What the Ferks? How is your Ferks today?
by Grandad Ferks July 2, 2009
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ferker

1.A friendly yet somewhat insulting term to use on a mate.

2.A guy who is over-flirtatious.

3.Someone who has slipped. (From the verb ferk meaning to slip.)
1.Shut up you ferker!

2.Check out Barney with four birds on the go at once,ferker that he is!

3.(on an icy day) Person 1:"See that guy comin down the street? Reckon he's a ferker?"

Person 2:"Possibly."

(man slips)

Persons 1 & 2:Weyhey,ferker!!!
by whitmore March 16, 2005
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