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fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.
The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.
by RyMacD May 29, 2007
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Fattie Pig Fattie

A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)
Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!

Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?
by Scroatilicious October 19, 2008
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Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013
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Fattenfreude

Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.
I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.
by Bickaboo July 19, 2009
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Fatine

I'v your name is Fatine , then you are A Pretty and smart girl.
Let no one hurt you , because Fatine's are So fucking sexy & they are hard to find
by Fatine February 23, 2017
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fatiema

The hottest girl in all of middle east. She's such a crazy fun person who you could never get tired of! Anybody would be lucky enough to have a fatiema in their life. She bring joy and happiness to even the saddest. God bless for fatiema's or else my life wouldn't be bearable
Woah, your dating a fatiema, you're so lucky man!!
by badbinLA May 31, 2017
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The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North
My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.
by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017
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