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Fantastic Elastic 

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic
i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic
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Fantastic Voyage 

A couple experiences the Fantastic Voyage when a man performs intercourse with a Lego Man attached to the tip of his member. Singing "Fantastic Voyage" by David Bowie drastically improves the experience.
Simply attach, insert and enjoy the voyage.
Fantastic Voyage by joel in chicago September 9, 2004

fantastic baby 

fantastic baby by KPOPderp September 19, 2017

Fantastic Slam 

The act of fucking a pocket pussy that has been shoved in a womans ass.
Dude I was getting a haircut at fantastic sam's and after I got a shitty haircut with uneven sideburns, I took my hairdresser in the back and gave her a Fantastic Slam.

'Fantastic mr.fox' 

Pulling a 'Fantastic mr.fox' is when someone does something that's great for them at the moment, but terrible for them in the long run.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Freddy from work?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he told the boss to go fuck himself, definitely pulled a 'fantastic mr.fox' there."

Fantastic Whore 

The type of woman that be in the club every night asking for sex.
1. Yo that fantastic whore wants to have sex with me again man!
2.You went to the club and made out that fantastic whore?
Fantastic Whore by Thundaz February 16, 2009

Fantastic four'd 

To attempt to remake a terrible movie but Instead make it even worse.
They really Fantastic four'd the new hitman movie.