fagricola

n. Most often associated with guys named Jeff. They usually think they are the coolest guys on the planet and/or are complete creepers.
2) a gay farmer.

"That guy Jeff is such a facebook creeper! what a fagricola!"

by stephanieberger December 21, 2008

faliciate

The act, noun, and, or, to nominate artificial technical spectacles.

I faliciate.

by Doktor rick November 14, 2013

fapricorn

A fictitious astrological sign used to describe any of the following personality types:

An internet user that is primarily interested in seeking out pornography.

Someone who masturbates excessively.

Of all my instagram followers, harryballs69 is the biggest fapricorn.

by Noah Is Cool December 2, 2014

Fabricanted

Attempting to deflect attention away from your boss by wearing a wig that looks like a deceased cat and talking nonsense.

The tweet claiming nurses and teachers were drinking on shift was entirely fabricanted

by gnomelovesducky April 13, 2022

Fabrice

A guy who gets multiple parking tickets in a day.

Person 1 : Did you hear what Joe did today?
Person 2: He did a Fabrice, he got 2 parking tickets in a day!

by FourierSeriesisNext March 18, 2023

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

cutting fabric

When it's extremely cold outside and a person's nipples which are known to contract in cold temperatures and stiffen (or "get hard"), so much so, that one might suggest they could possibly pierce the fabric of a person's shirt.

It's so cold out I'm cutting fabric.

by Really Big Al May 27, 2014