fair weather friend

these are people who leave you and make you "alone" without "genuine care" and make you long for a true friend.

Miss X and Miss Y doesn't care if Miss R is alone. What a Fair weather friends! hmmph.

by VasTrins vennin October 16, 2008

fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

Fair-weather Flirt

A friend or acquaintance who flirts with others only when they do not have a more desirable romantic interest:

Sally and I have been hitting it off lately via text, even exchanging some salacious images. I thought for sure we were going down a path of romantic exploration, but now that her ex-boyfriend, Frank, is back in her life, she turned out to be a fair-weather flirt and won’t even reply to me.

by Pixylicious May 18, 2018

Fair Weather Fisherman

A fair weather fisherman is an angler who only goes fishing when the weather is good or sunny. He never goes fishing when the conditions are uncomfortable. It is considered an insult.

Bob "I'm not going fishing today it's too cold." Jeff "Come on you fair weather fisherman."

by Resper February 10, 2021

fair weather girlfriend

A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure

Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"

by Parsons111 January 9, 2014

fair weather friend

A fair weather friend is one who lives in a milder climate than you. This person takes great pleasure in taunting you with how great it is where they are (warm and sunny) when you are suffering in your climate (cold and snowy or otherwise unpleasant).

Shane was taunted by his fair weather friends on Facebook as he sat looking helplessly from his office window, watching snow fall in the middle of April in Michigan.

by tweetlady May 9, 2011

fair weather fan

A person who claims to be a fan of "The Office," but believes the show will suck without Steve Carell.

Person 1: "OMG I llooovveee The Office!!"

Person 2: "So do I! I can't wait to see who will replace Michael Scott as boss!"

Person 1: "Ugh. Forget about it! That show is done! The Office is going to suck without Michael. I'm not going to watch it anymore."

Person 2: "Wow. You are the biggest fair weather fan!"

by Grey Poupon July 12, 2011