gorilla facemask

After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!

Monica had a hard time picking the pubes off her face after Aaron gorilla facemasked her.

by inthegooch December 3, 2007

Alien Facemask

Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.

Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.

by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007

facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!

by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009

facemail

facemail = (noun or verb) the message or sending of messages through facebook's inbox system (instead of an email program.)

*(spacemail = myspace's message system)

Got to go check my facemail.

I'll facemail you later.

by mythmargaret May 25, 2009

facemail

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

by SFJH September 15, 2007

FaceMan Incorporated

A server made by Saint Tim

And I think everyone his server cuz I know you'll love it like I do

FaceMan Incorporated is a cool server!

by Alsen is not cool January 26, 2021

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010