Furbicide

Fur-bi-cide (noun) - The deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of the entire planet's supply of Furbies.

The term "Furbicide" did not exist before 1998. It is a very specific term, referring to violent crimes committed against Furbies with the intent to destroy the existence of the things. Human rights, as laid out in the US Bill of Rights or the 1948 United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, concern the rights of individuals and as such do not included these annoying, plastic fucktards.

Tom: So I hear your little Kieth got a Furby for Christmas, Sarah.
Sarah: Yes! Yes he did.
Tom: I hear they're awesome....
Sarah: YOU HEARD WRONG! LIES IT'S ALL LIES. THEY'RE ENTERTAINING AND CUTE FOR ABOUT A DAY BUT THEN THEY WON'T SHUT UP NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE LITTLE SCREWDRIVER AND THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME UNTIL YOU HIT THEM WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!!!
Tom: Wow, are you okay? What are you gonna do?
Sarah: Furbicide!!

by Doombadger September 15, 2013

long furby

A furby that has been elongated, usually by fabric. Is snakelike.

This is my long furby. His name is Flex Tape.

by shrekssecondcousin February 26, 2021

Furby Fucker

One who has sexual relations with furbies or small furby sized farm animals.

Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.

Joe: Shut the fuck up man.

Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.

by Kentucky Hillbilly May 31, 2010

Furbish

language used by 90s kiddy craze, the furby. it was thought that children had long enough attention spans to teach their furbies to speak english. sadly it didnt happen and furbies, like cyberpets are a few years on, trying vainly to make a comeback!

my furby only speaks furbish *cries*

by halfreject December 28, 2005

Furburger

A woman's hairy vagina.

I would like to order one furburger... Hold the labium.

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

furbolg

Furry, ursine-like creature orginating from the Warcraft Universe, which the gaming company, Blizzard initially created. Furbolg were known to form tribes and sometime during the scourge invasion were corrupted, making many tribes evil.

WoW Character: Wtf a furbolg?
Furbolg: Rawr, kill him!
Other Furbolgs: (attack WoW character)

by hammr October 23, 2006

furby

Electronic toy, pure evil.

Don't let them out in daylight, don't let them near water, and whatever you do, dont feed them after midnight.

by John Ronane May 13, 2005