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Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe 

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

fuck me in the teddy grahams 

Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

Fuck Me In The Ass 

Not literal. When girls say this, it’s because you’re being dumb or they fucked up. Do not take it seriously. You’ll most likely get hit. Or you’ll catch a case.
girl 1: oh fuck me in the ass

boy 1: okay !

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

What I scream at my friends
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME

fuck me in the heart

An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay.
When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!".
fuck me in the heart by GeeBird January 26, 2007