boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.
1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008
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Foil Slide

A piece of aluminum foil approx. 2 inches wide by 10 inches long used for smoking crystal meth.
The Drug Task Force noticed several foil slides upon entering the residence of a known meth cook.
by Chad "Snitch" Moore October 07, 2006
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tin foil

N.
1. Poor mans pipe
2. Poor mans grill
3. A wrapping substance to keep food fresh
Tin foil is commonly used for important stuff... Just kidding...
by Steverpower December 13, 2006
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foil music

(Heavy)Metal + Rap(music) = Foil(metal wrap), the ultimate ass kickin' sound!
ICE LION rules the Foil Music scene!
by Kool Stallion June 09, 2006
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foil queen

a girl who is an expert on the use of foil when smoking meth,
"brandi would you please fold the foil so you can take a hit of this i just didnt do it right" "not a problem i am the FOIL QUEEN"
by tbuggy November 05, 2011
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Foil Man

A super hero who like bat-man has no natural gifted talent only that to kick ass and save humanity.

Foil man discorvered his true powers whilst excessive foil in his packet lunch box gave him the perfect hero outfit.

With this destined discovery he enhanced this power by buying 4 or 5 large rols of foil and covering himslef in it, in doing so Foil Man was born.

Since creation this daring hero has fought many battles and done wonderous things, although he does not wish for these to be disclosed as his enemies may plan to avenge him.

The foil has thus gifted Foil Man with the power to reflect sunlight, fight crime and look pretty darn awesome (not to mention shiny) whilst doing so.

This courageous here has the instinct to provial, the power to procced and the willingness to repitivly offer PEANUTS?!?.

Unffortunatley i can not disperse information concerning the true identintyof the man(or woman) now know as Foil Man(yeah ok hes a man) but i can tell you, he is here to stay, until all evil has gone the fuck away!
"Dont fear, Foil Man is here"

"Jackie Chan wishes he could kick ass like Foil Man"

"dude what the hell is FMILF? Foil Man id like to f*#£!"

"and through the bioplasmisum the foil conjoined with this mortal being, and arose Foil Man protector of the rightous and damner of the doomed"
by you can call me steve May 18, 2009
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Loyal to the foil

Someone that exclusively smokes their drug of choice on aluminum foil
“Man you won’t catch that Shelly girl smokin a bong or a pipe - She is loyal to the foil!”
by MollyRust June 14, 2023
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