A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.
It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.
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The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?
Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.
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I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
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Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”
Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”
Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
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