Outlook Express

A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.

When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 04, 2004

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

orient express

The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.

Lets take the orient express!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 01, 2003

Congo Express

Term used to describe methods of mass transit where a vast majority of the riders/passengers are african americans.

"Hey, wanna take the train to the ball game?"

"I'm not taking the congo express. We'll take a cab."

by JerryF August 05, 2008

Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.

Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.

by sgman69 May 08, 2011

midwest express

The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.

Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?

by Midwestexpress69 September 14, 2019

Jihad Express

A radical muslim airlines.

The employees from Jihad express are very unethical concerning their methods.

by Urban Poison August 30, 2019