Outlook Express

A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.
When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
by Downstrike October 04, 2004
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shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
by Sean February 16, 2005
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orient express

The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.
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Congo Express

Term used to describe methods of mass transit where a vast majority of the riders/passengers are african americans.
"Hey, wanna take the train to the ball game?"

"I'm not taking the congo express. We'll take a cab."
by JerryF August 05, 2008
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Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.
Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.
by sgman69 May 08, 2011
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Eshay Express

When a girl rides a guy's dick and spells "C-E-N-T-R-E-L-I-N-K" with her hips then screams "OH YEH CUNT! YOU WANNA GO TO THE SERVOS LATER?"
"Gday Mate! me sheila did the good old Eshay Express to me last night"
by eshaytkl January 18, 2020
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Reebok Express

When you're stuck at the bar without a ride so you decide to walk a few miles home
Guy 1: Damn I don't see a cab anywhere
Guy 2: I guess we're taking the Reebok express tonight
by cwill240 March 08, 2010
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