Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

Microsoft Excel by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

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hyundai excel

F*cking beast car.
Rock bottom price/quality/power, but epic street cred.

Person one - "I heard Tolhurst bought a car...I bet it's shit"

Person two - "you'd think so, but you'd be wrong...It's a Hyundai Excel"

Person one - "...well, he's still gay"

hyundai excel by falconxev June 28, 2008

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Sensor Excel-lent

Getting head while shaving in the shower.

Jesse: Katie gave me a sensor excel-lent for my birthday.
Dan: She's a keeper.

Sensor Excel-lent by cloakedagger December 10, 2013

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Work-Life-Excel

The newsletter used by the employees at the US Congress, both Democrats and Republicans - 12,000 employees. It talks about work, life, and how to manage stress. You can find it by surfing "Work Life Excel."

I just read "Work-Life-Excel". Now I am smarter.

Work-Life-Excel by Dan-da-man June 3, 2011