*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
Get the Escorting the Obama's to the White House mug.A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!
1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
by G - Money July 18, 2007
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by penguinnnn January 5, 2008
Get the espot mug.Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.
An Escort is hired as a temporary companion who may or may not be used for sex. Escorts have expenses that enable them to charge higher fees.
An Escort may run ads; need makeup, phones, boots, clothes and other accessories. An Escort generally has dental bills. An Escort may have a fan web site, and use agencies to find work. Streetwalkers generally do not have fixed expenses. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
An Escort is hired as a temporary companion who may or may not be used for sex. Escorts have expenses that enable them to charge higher fees.
An Escort may run ads; need makeup, phones, boots, clothes and other accessories. An Escort generally has dental bills. An Escort may have a fan web site, and use agencies to find work. Streetwalkers generally do not have fixed expenses. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
by SuraScent December 28, 2008
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Mary- Why do you spend so much on makeup?
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.
by GetItRightt August 29, 2009
Get the Upscale Escort mug.Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.
Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!
Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.
John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.
Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...
Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!
Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.
John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.
Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...
by Wonkabar July 22, 2009
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