Rise Esports Moment

When you are eliminated from a PUBG tournament in the 1st round of competition, yet still have a large ego-persona to safeguard how dog-shit you are.

Bro, those guys just talked shit after 4v1'ing me... That's a Rise Esports Moment.

by PUBG: Battlegrounds September 12, 2021

Mongolian ESports Finalist

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)

Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”

by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025

Reflux esports

The best franchise in the whole of the imperial esports league. They will clap your cheeks with their eyes closed, hands tied behind their backs and no internet at all.

*Reflux esports wins RLCS*
Bendik: "im so sorry can I rejoin Reflux? they forced me to join dormant"
Everyone: "lol no we got $4.5 million"

by SoraTheExplorer July 9, 2020

Gears eSports

Something that should have never happened in the first place. Boring to watch, boring casters, boring players to watch, almost feels like a horde match with waves 1-10.

dude 1; 'gears esports so lit, gotta watch my favorite players'

dude 2; 'what's gears?'

dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*

by xWarPlaysTTV May 7, 2021

timeless Esports

timeless is ran by Dom iUS and Tyler from hydra, timeless is a African team made in India gathering all the musty scammers to make one top tier c ops team.

Woah I want to join timeless esports because of Dom ius

by Zon ios October 26, 2020

Rulz esports

Rulz esports is the most underrated esport organization in the middle

~ yo, u know rulz esports
~ yes dude, they are so underrated

by AhmedDzn December 7, 2019

:Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:

:Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:

:Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025