Something that should have never happened in the first place. Boring to watch, boring casters, boring players to watch, almost feels like a horde match with waves 1-10.
dude 1; 'gears esports so lit, gotta watch my favorite players'
dude 2; 'what's gears?'
dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*
dude 2; 'what's gears?'
dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*
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Get the Nin Hendran ESports mug.Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the :Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, And Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being: mug.When you are eliminated from a PUBG tournament in the 1st round of competition, yet still have a large ego-persona to safeguard how dog-shit you are.
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by global esports November 24, 2021
Get the Global Esports mug.Esporting or e-sporting is a term that is similar to tryharding but in Fivem Roleplay. Esporting is when you take a roleplay scenario too seriously; treating a fun time as if you were winning a echampion grand final.
Cop: Bro, why are you using every rat spot in this police chase?
Criminal: I only did the airport jump, you just got to be better...
Cop: You are esporting, you're literally not roleplaying
Criminal: I only did the airport jump, you just got to be better...
Cop: You are esporting, you're literally not roleplaying
by ehhkk June 24, 2022
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