Emmet Burke

Sex

You are Emmet burke

by Emmetburkelover July 16, 2021

John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

by bry2022 February 22, 2020

Ultimate Emmet Swag

Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".

- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"

by Jacobawitz1 July 06, 2014

Doctor Emmet Brown

A name used to describe a person(?) with an ego such that if it were any larger, NASA would be sending a probe to investigate it.

Time traveling paradox creating morons (Doctor Emmet brown)

by A real physicist March 11, 2012

Emmet

emmet is the kinda guy to show his ass on omegle and get your computer banned from ever using it again

Emmet is a massive cunt

by debrajoefan95 July 17, 2019

emmet

i weird nerd that all you need to know

guy:hi emmett
emmett: hi you wangt to learn with me

guy:pulls out th 9

by February 11, 2021

Emmet

Emmet is the funniest person. He loves hanging out with friends. He’s very athletic. He’s a really big savage. He has a soft spot and if your lucky you’ll see that soft spot of his. He’s a really loving person. He loves to make others laugh. He has the best smile. He’s really handsome.

Friend: I dare you to ask her out
Emmet: proceeds to ask her out

by Daniel bronsky February 10, 2019