Emerson

A smoking hot chick that dosent see herself for how amazing she is

Emerson is fucking amazing

by Jaydolf Shitler February 28, 2019

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Emerson

A annoying person who iff is in your life and sings carols, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

emerson sings carols in july, but in december she doesnt

by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018

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the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self

hey guys i saw emerson’s mum

fuck me her tits are so big but i couldn’t find his dad

by jasonmoore44 September 29, 2019

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Emerson

Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.

Woah dude Emerson is so hot ! You got to get a girl named Emerson. You’ll never want to lose her!

by ArtsyRoseWater February 26, 2018

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Emerson

A fuck dumb fat cunt. Eats chips and drinks large amounts of soda. Is about 400-500 pounds.

Emerson is fat

by Shfuebfud February 1, 2018

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Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

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