elephant golf

Golfing game. When a man fails to drive the ladies tee-box it is customary to force him to turn his trouser/shorts pockets inside out, unzip his fly, and walk the length of the hole with his johnson out, thus making an elephants image around his crotch.

Cruel variations of this game include consuming a quiagh (a small silver tureen used to formally serve whiskey at gatherings) of whiskey before every new hole when playing in a fourball. The first 3 players (determined by the lowest score at the previous hole) can sip as much or as little as they like, but the fourth player must finish what is left. This normally results in at least one player getting totally mashed and spaffing their drives only a handful of yards.

"Ooops, failed to make the ladies tee again, you know what that means - elephant golf!"

"Let's hit the golf course with a bottle of dram for some elephant golf"

"OK, rules for todays golf competition. No ladies on the course, and elephant golf to be played at all times."

by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006

Nosey Elephant

The act of sneaking up behind someone while they are seated and draping your penis over their shoulder as stealthily as possible.

She was so engrossed in her magazine article that I sent in the Nosey Elephant to see what was up.

by Jim Jerka February 5, 2013

hanging the elephant

The act of punishing an animal, child or employee for actions brought about by poor training, poor parenting or poor supervision when there is no retribution for the trainer, parent or supervisor who caused the issue in the first place. The phrase is derived from the hanging of Mary the elephant in Erwin, TN in 1916.

Writing Johnny up for an attitude problem they've ignored for 10 years is like hanging the elephant.

by dagmar7 March 8, 2010

Elephant in Egg

When you define a small problem as a big problem.

- I'm desperate, my SUV is dirty
- So sad! it's an elephant in egg!

by Altiplano September 2, 2006

Elephant piss

An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.

Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.

by Kratos3 August 21, 2009

Elephant

A grey animal with a trunk, bigger than a cat but smaller then the Moon.

" Look at that majestic elephant it is so beautiful"

by R3kt those n00bs April 13, 2015

Elephant Shit

All news/propiganda from American right wing mass media. Made generally for simple minded folks but has been known to grind away at IQ levels and crush hopes and faith in humanity.

FOX,CNN,MSNBC mostly spew Elephant Shit

I can't believe I pay for this Fucking Elephant Shit!!
Rush is full of Elephant Shit!
We are up to our ears in Elephant Shit!!!

by Hatchetman1 February 17, 2010