egotesticle

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

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Egotistical

Person who is poor but acts like he/she is royalty! Treats hospitality workers and restaurant serves like shit; making outrageous demands and embarrassing their dining partners. Serious delusions of grandeur, cheapskates and a know it all. "DO YOU WHO I AM?" Yeah, we know who you are; you are a bitch ass coward who acts like you are better than everyone, because you are a loser and a coward in real life! They can't keep a mate and blame the world for all of your failures. If they have a mate the treat them like doormats and may end up being murdered for the life insurance money..

Steve was so egotistical that he felt that he was entitled to have everything handed to him. Shut the fuck up! You ain't that special!

by Milesahead16 September 24, 2016

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egoistic queer

Chonny Jash

He said so.

"But I'm an egoistic queer under any definition of the word"

by D.J & M.H January 21, 2023

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Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

by Lauren May 13, 2005

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egoistical

The word that actually means exactly the same thing as 'egotistical...'

egoistical

1. Caring about oneself rather than others.
2. Tending to talk excessively about oneself.
3. Believing oneself to be better and more important than others.
4. Egotistical

by KrikenKing March 11, 2010

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