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Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!
by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022
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testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode
bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass
by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023
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polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.
by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018
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Vulcano Eruption

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava
In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.
by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015
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sexual eruption

It is when the man ejaculates with a burst of semen that rocks the room and causes the whole area to erupt and become white like vanila cum.
Edgar had a sexual eruption thinking of a hot ass girl.
by Edgar G. March 14, 2008
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Alaskan eruption

A sexual term when a man ejaculates inside the partners ass, preferably doggie style, then the one recieving immediately shits with an eruption of sperm covered shit.
Man it was crazy! i just busted a nut in her ass, and next thing you know i was dodging an eruption of shit and cum flowing from her asshole like a volcano. It was a true Alaskan eruption.
by jackie chan1111 May 20, 2010
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Anal Eruption

A fart that usually ends up with a follow through or if your really, really unfortunate, your ass turns inside out
Tina: "Oh Johnny, give it to me hard!"

Johhny: "Uh uh, yeah, keep it coming..."

Tina: "Ahhh fuck, my ass just erupted!"

Johnny: "Shit, I got your ass all over me!"

Tina: "God those Anal Eruptions ROCK!"
by Mr Coolio November 10, 2007
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