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Eye fucking 

The literal word for a person from across a room or even right next to you, literally looking at you in a piercing, pressuring way. Most of the time it is to make you feel intimidated, but it can mean the exact opposite of a person that likes you. This is a very complicating movement due to its many definitions that have opposite meaning therefore, it’s a very awkward situation if you are caught “eye fucking” someone.
Tim: hey Laura?
Laura: what’s up Tim?
Tim: that guy across the bar has been eye fucking you for the past fifteen minutes. Do you have beef with him or something?
Laura: oh that’s Leon. He really likes me and is obsessed with me.
Tim: oh okay...
Eye fucking by Thatnibbaaaron June 27, 2019
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lazy eye fucking 

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going
while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

Eye Fucking 

Making continued awkward eye contact with a person of the opposite sex, sometimes used when checking someone out.

Also acceptable: EF, EF'ing
Eye Fucking by Jswis September 13, 2017

eye fucking 

when one inserts an object, most commonly a penis, into another person's eye socket. hopefully the person has a glass so it can be taken out before the eye fucking. if not, oh well, shit happens.
dood number one: dude, i was eye fucking the shit out of your grandma last night and i accidentally lost her glass eye.

dood number two: dude its ok shes got like 20 of those.
eye fucking by d-rod August 29, 2008

Eye fucking 

when an ugly ass girl looks across the room non stop ....
1.eww dude i was being eye fucked

2. dude... shes eye fucking me
Eye fucking by dr.suess 101 January 17, 2016

Eye Fucking Balls 

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

Fucked in the eye

The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.

Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.

You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"

"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"

"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
Fucked in the eye by Gary1212 July 21, 2008