Etard

someone who is chronically online to the point of cognitive decline.

person 1: I could really go for some food rn
person 2: retweet!

person 1: you fucking etard

by screenager3000 October 23, 2025

Etard

Synonym of retard and tetard. Created when teachers decided to ban the word from a middle school. Normally used to describe cringy kids, sped kids, or just queers in general.

Hugh Janus said “Wow, Ben Dover has no wins in Fortnite? What an etard. He probably has autism too.”

by tetard69 July 13, 2018

Etarded

Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media

Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue

Is that guy okay?

I think he's just etarded.

by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025

Etard

A member of the IWC (Internet Wrestling Community) who claims to be a professional wrestling fan, yet their wrestling knowledge does not extend past WWE. An Etard also perceives WWE as being the best and as having the greatest talents in the world just because it is the biggest US wrestling promotion.

Hey Forest, this guy just said that Raw is better than Impact just because he gets to see John Cena and Roman Reigns.

The guy is an Etard, Chris, and he can't help it.

by TheCMShaver March 3, 2015

Etard

An individual who has significant difficulty understanding and operating electronics.

He is such an etard, he couldn't operate a toaster, never mind that computer

by jenclem April 27, 2019

etard

An utterly fucking stupid person on the internet.

A etard kpop stan just called me a "bafoon" on Twitter

by Lozarth May 13, 2020

etard

A retard on the internet

Characterized with the e, like email and egirl

"the e means electronic. if you didnt know that, youre an etard."

by Arkanious September 1, 2019