erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism January 11, 2008

erectile destruction

the state of being depressed after being rebuffed or rejected by a beautiful woman

Shortly after Jerry was turned down for a date, he suffered from erectile destruction.

by the fighting pansies July 1, 2009

erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018

Erectile disfunction

When your dick can't get hard no more

My dick can't get hard man. I must have erectile disfunction

by Nice cock234 July 4, 2020

erectile explosion

An erectile explosion is were you seal the top of the penis with gorrila glue and proceed to urinate or masterbait violently until your penis explodes

Peter: hey bob why did you become a woman
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame

by Penis_overlord November 11, 2021

Erectile Function

When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.

OH GOD I have erectile function

by Blackconnormcgregor May 8, 2023

Erectile Hyperfunction

When one's penis is constantly erect; The exact opposite of erectile disfunction.

Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?!
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg

by Cleft lardson October 10, 2021