ember months

The best time of year, September to December

The ember months are the best time of year
The ember months are coming

by Androbin August 20, 2020

Ember Glick

Ember is the best girlfriend in the whole world <3 , and her birthday is December 19th:) . But if I have to say anything about her that she is Beautiful, cute ,caring ,pretty , pretty funny sometimes;), super fun to hang out with , amazing cuddler , kinda smart, acts like a 4 year old, Loves to FaceTime, and a pretty all round fucking amazing girlfriend , and I love her so much:) :things I love about her are... that she cares about people even when she shouldn’t, how we fall asleep on FaceTime every night, and how when we can’t see eachother we give kisses tho the camera and I think that’s pretty cute:) , and how we watch movies though ft and start then at the same time ,and when how she rubs my hair when everytime we are together , and when I call ask her how to do my homework because she says she’s so smart but then don’t know to do it , and I ask her to rate my outfit every day but ps I thinks she lying about the rating but anyways, and how she send random funny faces and but again I love her<3 and maybe just some are favorites things:) first of all is Reeses , chocolate covered cherry's, this weird lemon energy drink or cherry coke, mac and cheese idk why but it’s pretty lit And her favorite movie is called after but she don’t like any movies I like to watch:( and her favorite tv show is vampire diaries and that stupid hot guy, but she don’t like it when I take FaceTime photos but it’s fine I have like 150 but happy birthday bugbug I love you<3 :)

Hey Ember Glick I love you<3

by Squwed December 19, 2020

Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember

To solidify all the logic ever implemented for Burning Ember, the existence and reality, including Inside jokes, 0 Number machines, and all conversations of evil and things of the nature which took place before reality existed.

"Hello, I would like to solidify Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember, all the logic"
GOD: "Okay, done."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR October 30, 2023

Ember

Ember is my girlfriend. She is literally so hot. Men look at her and instantly fall in love. At least that's what happened for me. She and me have so much in common its funny. She loves all animals. (Mostly frogs) And owns this super weird cat. She is even weird herself sometimes, but that's why I love her so much. And she can't figure out stairs but when I'm with her I can't either. If you don't like her your an evil alien that's friends with her evil cat.

*George*: That's a cute girl man.

*Me*: That's also my girlfriend Ember, dude.

*George*: LUCKY BRO.

by Embers hot boyfriend January 29, 2022

ember eade

ember eades are generally nice peices of poo, with green bums.

ember eades mainly feed on donkey tails and frogs balls.

Look at that creature, by the way it acts, it looks like it must be an Ember Eade!

by pilpydoe June 30, 2011

Ember

Meaning: to end, to taper, to round off, to near the end, to be close to finishing.

(Only appropriate for use between September and December. Originated from the ending of these months and often tagged "ember months" especially by Nigerians)

Sentence : 1. The year is embering off gradually.
2. She embered her studies.

by Drpeo September 9, 2020

ember

Something or someone that was performing way above average and is now performing above average.

Something that used to be fire, but now is just hot.

He used to kick 100 yard field goals, now he is just ember making them at 70 yards.

Those nails ember she has had them for 4 weeks and the design is still hot.

This girl is ember, fire in high school hot now.
What an ember night, started off hot and cooled yet still amazing.

That pitcher is throwing embers now, your should have seen him on the first inning.

by eprionash September 7, 2021