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ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
mugGet the ejected penismug.

sus fat swede has been ejected

oh no! anomaly sus fat swede has been ejected
by ∉Pⱥiή∌ March 3, 2022
mugGet the sus fat swede has been ejectedmug.

Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.
1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.
by aandc August 29, 2010
mugGet the Eject Ragemug.

ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
mugGet the ejected penismug.

Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy
Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!
by apollo5 August 4, 2020
mugGet the Kamikaze Ejectmug.

Inject and Eject

The act of impregnating a woman and then exiting her life permanently.
"Yo, you gonna start a family?" Dom asked
"Nah, I am just going to inject and eject." Joevany said
by IInsomniak September 28, 2019
mugGet the Inject and Ejectmug.

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
mugGet the Apollo Ejection Seatmug.

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