A dumbass who thinks tractors on AA batteries, broke her thumb like an absolute loser and never lets her friend Kenny talk when hew and her friends walk to school like an asshole.
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018
Get the Carlynn Dresser mug.A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”
Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
by Maloons July 29, 2020
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When a women and man are have sex and flip a coin and the winner gets to go first with three attempts to jump from a dresser to the floor and try to stick the landing with entering there parter on the floor and they keep taking attempts until successful.
by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 2, 2022
Get the Coin Dresser Jump mug.A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.
I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.
by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021
Get the kris-cross dresser mug.Early nineties term for people who wear mainstream high street clothing. Used mainly by crusties to describe most other people who did not wear ripped jeans/jumpers and army boots with no laces. Not to be confused with Townies who wore baseball caps and would now be called chavs.
look at that dresser with her global hypercolour teeshirt!
by sluffy June 23, 2007
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A man who is usually found whipping his children with his belt and also likes to salivate on his children while marinating them as well.
A man who is usually found whipping his children with his belt and also likes to salivate on his children while marinating them as well.
by 69XxDoc_HudsonxX420 June 8, 2018
Get the drewseph mug.A person, more often than not a female, who dresses slighty slutty, flirts with guys so she can get free drinks, then leaves them with blue balls at the end of the night. This is much like a manequin wearing designer clothing in a store window. You can look at it through the window all you want, but you can never touch it.
"Andy" was hitting it off with "Karla" all night at the local watering hole. She looked fine and seemed so into him, and he even bought her drinks all night. She hinted that they might go back to her place at the end of the night, so he kept buying her drinks. Then she told him she was going to the bathroom and he never saw her again. What a window dresser!
by G.A.D. March 8, 2008
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