Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019
Get the Douche Canoe mug.Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
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Get the douche canoe mug.by phenix_247 September 9, 2009
Get the Douche Canoe mug.1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
Get the Douche Canoe mug.A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.
by Steve Calakious March 5, 2010
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