douché

A mixture of the words douche and touché. its a way to conceed defeat and insult the other person while doing it.

setting: debate class.
debator 1: humans are sentient.

debator 2: douché.

debate teacher: clever. i would take off for language but that was great.

by MisterTrotts April 5, 2011

Il Douché

Donald Trump, potential Republican nominee for President. A riff on "Il Duce," the title used for Benito Mussollini. Mussollini was the Fascist ruler of Italy during World War II.

Man, Il Douché called for a ban on Muslims in America again.

by TierneyS49 August 24, 2016

Basic Douché

A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe

"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché

by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015

douché

(Pronounced like the word "touché")

1. Adjective, acting like a douchebag.

2. Adverb, in a manner befitting a douchebag.

3. Noun, a synonym for douchebag.

1. "He is really douché."

2. "His pitching was really douché."

3. a) "What a douché!"

b) (In response to someone) "douché!"

by Landing Gear October 21, 2007

douché

the douche way to pronounce douche.

also, a more awesome way of pronouncing touché.

>"Your keds are lame"
>>"Douché "

> "You're a douche!"
>> "I tihnk you mean douché."
> "Exactly."

by CaptainsClicheandKrill October 4, 2010

douché

A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.

Person 1: Hi ugly.
Person 2: I hope that you burn in hell.
Person 1: Douché

by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017

Douché

A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.

Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."

by CamTiki January 14, 2024