douché

A mixture of the words douche and touché. its a way to conceed defeat and insult the other person while doing it.

setting: debate class.
debator 1: humans are sentient.

debator 2: douché.

debate teacher: clever. i would take off for language but that was great.

by MisterTrotts April 5, 2011

Il Douché

Donald Trump, potential Republican nominee for President. A riff on "Il Duce," the title used for Benito Mussollini. Mussollini was the Fascist ruler of Italy during World War II.

Man, Il Douché called for a ban on Muslims in America again.

by TierneyS49 August 24, 2016

Basic Douché

A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe

"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché

by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015

douché

(Pronounced like the word "touché")

1. Adjective, acting like a douchebag.

2. Adverb, in a manner befitting a douchebag.

3. Noun, a synonym for douchebag.

1. "He is really douché."

2. "His pitching was really douché."

3. a) "What a douché!"

b) (In response to someone) "douché!"

by Landing Gear October 21, 2007

douché

the douche way to pronounce douche.

also, a more awesome way of pronouncing touché.

>"Your keds are lame"
>>"Douché "

> "You're a douche!"
>> "I tihnk you mean douché."
> "Exactly."

by CaptainsClicheandKrill October 4, 2010

douché

Used to admit that someone has made a clever or effective point, while pointing out that they're still a douche. A blend of douche and touché.

1st person: Come here often?
2nd person: No, and you’re not giving me much reason to come back.

1st person: Douché

by McRib sandwich February 14, 2014

Douché

Akin to the French-borrowed “Touché”. Conceding a point to an opponent in an argument in spite of his underlying douchebaggitude.

"Even though I've never beaten you at Scrabble, I totally dominate you at Candy Ass Swiper!"

"Douché"

by PoliticalSpazz February 27, 2014