doof

german: er ist doof
english translation: he is stupid
by german357 March 30, 2010
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doof doof

is a hand gun of some sort.
i shot your mom in the ass with my brand new doof doof.
by daniel May 22, 2004
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doof

A combination of the words "dork" and "goof", usually used in a joking manner. However, when someone does something really stupid it can be used to point out their stupidity.
Friend: I saw you in the Bio room yesterday!
Me: I wasn't at school yesterday, ya doof!

Friend: We walked past the marshmallows twice while we were looking for them!
Me: Wow, ya big doof!
by Alyena April 01, 2008
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doof

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.
Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.
by Anonymous November 08, 2002
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doofed

To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.
I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.
by SB85 August 12, 2018
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Doofing

1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.
1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!
by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017
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doof

An idiot; Food spelled backwards; The sound associated with hitting another in the back of the head with your open palm.
"You are such a fuckin doof"

"Doof is food! Erere!"

"Grr... *doof* "
by Buck May 30, 2004
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