Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
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A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
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Oxford Dictionary defines a homophobe as someone that "has a dislike or prejudice against homosexual people." Because of this, people often try to ascertain that they are "not a homophobe" because they simply "do not hate gay people, only disagree with their "lifestyle."" This definition defines that in order to be homophobic, one must possess a sense of hatred or disliking, opposed to only disagreeing.
discount homophobes are people who are homophobic to a lesser extent than the Dictionary definition entails, and thus wish to remove themselves from the label of "homophobe" to feel good about themselves despite still having homophobic attitudes, though they are gentler than the dictionary definition entails.. The term "discount" in discount homophobe comes from the idea that this form of homophobia is much less extreme than hate-level homophobia, thus being "discount."
synonyms: diet homophobe, gentle homophobe, soft homophobe
Oxford Dictionary defines a homophobe as someone that "has a dislike or prejudice against homosexual people." Because of this, people often try to ascertain that they are "not a homophobe" because they simply "do not hate gay people, only disagree with their "lifestyle."" This definition defines that in order to be homophobic, one must possess a sense of hatred or disliking, opposed to only disagreeing.
discount homophobes are people who are homophobic to a lesser extent than the Dictionary definition entails, and thus wish to remove themselves from the label of "homophobe" to feel good about themselves despite still having homophobic attitudes, though they are gentler than the dictionary definition entails.. The term "discount" in discount homophobe comes from the idea that this form of homophobia is much less extreme than hate-level homophobia, thus being "discount."
synonyms: diet homophobe, gentle homophobe, soft homophobe
"I'm not homophobic, I just don't think that gay people deserve basic human rights"
"I hate it when people call me homophobic, I just think gay people don't need to be married."
Oh you see Randy over there? He's a discount homophobe.
"I hate it when people call me homophobic, I just think gay people don't need to be married."
Oh you see Randy over there? He's a discount homophobe.
by bigpoof49 May 16, 2020
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As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":
"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"
As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":
"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"
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