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a discord kitten is mostly a female but could be male, meow meow moew.
"i am discord kitten god,could you pls give me ??? uwu"
by zomii October 29, 2022
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Discord Kitten

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Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten

“okay weeb”
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023
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Destiny: Are you savannas discord kitten?
George: yes I am
by THEDICTIONARYYY March 17, 2023
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esmees pussy very spicy
esmees discord kitten is rotten due to lack of use
by livvysspam.x June 11, 2023
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Some actual fucking idiot that is a female (usually) that meows for their owner AKA a discord mod and each time they meow for them they get like 2 yr nitro
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)

EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN
like i said discord kittens are idiots on discord that meow for a discord mod to get like 2 year nitro
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023
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Discord Kitten Fetish

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Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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noodles.discord.kitten

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idk they cool ig 🦄 very nice, great content, a little weird but it’s alright
person 1: “omg there’s this cool but kinda strange person on my fyp 😰”
person 2: “oh it must be noodles.discord.kitten”
by urmumsgf69 July 25, 2021
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