scrotal discontent

refers to any angst with life whose origins can be traced back to scrotal issues
i.e: pain and suffering of the scrotum, blue-balling, rasor burn

This pussy lesion on my genitalia is leading to scrotal discontent.

by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006

disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

by Sasha July 3, 2003

Disconfect

The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.

Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit

by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2010

Discuntent

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021

discontent

is what pussies put on their myspace when they want to cry!

Status: Josh is having a bad day.
Mood: Discontent =/

by cuntlicker121 October 29, 2008

disconnected

Commander in Chief George W. Bush

Mr. Disconnected says Brownie is doing a heck of a job

by Bill R. April 13, 2006

disconnect

Noun A means without an end.

What is the disconnect that allows the
Exec to manufacture military weapons
but still have the face of Mister Rogers?

by otto pijotosov September 18, 2008