by jingle man September 28, 2009
Get the dirkmug. adj. used to describe a person, it is a combination of jerk and dork telling the person that they are both stupid and an asshole, while making you sound pretty smart.
by Caitlin (Cindy) December 4, 2007
Get the dirkmug. A useless, lazy person who always puts in the least amount of effort possible, never takes responsibility and always blames others. They very often have blonde hair, and an idiotic, vacant facial expression. Large congregations are found around the LA area.
"The only thing my brother had to do today was feed the dog, and he couldn't even do that. What a dirk."
by ha dle August 28, 2014
Get the dirkmug. The words dick and jerk put together.
It was made when my freind accidentally said it when trying to say dick, and so i decided he ment dick and jerk.
It was made when my freind accidentally said it when trying to say dick, and so i decided he ment dick and jerk.
by Duey July 30, 2008
Get the Dirkmug. Used as a versatile term of insult, a mix of dick and jerk. Effective in situations in which saying dick would be obscene and distasteful and saying jerk would make you seem like a pussy shit.
FANCY DRESS PARTY
"Count Austin was being quite the dick earlier,"
"Excuse me Miss?"
"A dirk. He was being a dirk."
"Ah."
~~~
THE HOOD
"Yo we gonna shank that ugly ass mothafucka"
"Yeah, he's a real jerk"
"..."
"I said dirk"
"Yeeeah....dirk"
"Count Austin was being quite the dick earlier,"
"Excuse me Miss?"
"A dirk. He was being a dirk."
"Ah."
~~~
THE HOOD
"Yo we gonna shank that ugly ass mothafucka"
"Yeah, he's a real jerk"
"..."
"I said dirk"
"Yeeeah....dirk"
by Janice Booterman May 18, 2009
Get the dirkmug. That guy totally cock blocked me last night while i was trying to get with her sister... what a dirk!
by ConnieD January 2, 2012
Get the Dirkmug. by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005
Get the dirkmug.