dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!
Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?
by Cummy worm August 11, 2010
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dingleberry

a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole
ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry
by *shannon January 09, 2008
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dingleberry

Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.
I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry
by Fundamental April 07, 2008
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dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.
Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!
by sparky April 05, 2004
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dingleberries

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole
by joshua_thaylandw January 08, 2004
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dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.
Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.
by coryinc September 26, 2006
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dingleberry

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor
Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.
by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010
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