Dil-Droid 

a app on the new Droidphone that vibrates and the little guy on the screen is shaped like a dick!

Girl: here feel my dil-droid!
As she puts the phone up tothe other girls inner thigh

Dil-Droid by RaddaRadda! January 9, 2011

Dil Dew 

Caffeine free Mt. Dew

Oh NO! You bought me a Dil Dew, not a Mt. Dew!

Dil Dew by sugartoes September 25, 2010

Dil-Hammer

A wooden stick with a dildo attached to it(usually used as a strange, gay weapon)

Run away!He has a dil-hammer!

Dil-Hammer by xXKillgearXx October 17, 2010

DIL-Do

The Dad equivalent of a "MILF." "Dad I'd Like (to) DO" (sexually)

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
dads, whether married, separated or divorced, that a female individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A DIL-DO is any father that is sexually desirable.

DIL-Do by MMM-good February 25, 2010

Dil-time 

When someone starts to act like a complete Dil, it means it is now Dil-time.

"What did you do that for you cakey maigrum? Is it Dil-time or what"?!

"That Spacko at the checkout won't leave until he's got his milk AND his biscuits..... I'm pretty sure it's Dil-time right about now".

Dil-time by Guitarlover1711 May 29, 2009

dil dil 

Dil dil mean vibrating penis

#penis #vibrating

Girl : hey you are such a dil dil

Boy: no I am not a vibrating penis 😢

dil dil by Happy panthers 😍 May 1, 2018

Dil Pickles

A retarted baby of the tv show the Rugrats even though he's a baby, his age right now (2010) is 12. Not counting the retarted spin off All Grown Up

DIL PICKLES YOU DAMN BABY GET YOUR FAT BABY ASS OVER HERE

Dil Pickles by KillTheDead May 15, 2010